High Times, 12, The New Yorker, 4

Apparently, there's a softball league in NYC comprised of the area magazines, because Gawker reports that the High Times' Bonghitters defeated The New Yorker, 12-4, in Central Park. It was the stoners' 8th straight win over the literary luminaries. Looks like the Bonghitters will take winning ways to Vanity Fair, whom they play on the 25th.

Can you imagine? Updike struggling with his limp-wristed pitching, Malcolm Gladwell collecting the dandelions in right field and Seymour Hersh exasperatedly punching his sweatstained mitt repeatedly, shouting, "C'mon, you fucking pussies! We're not even high! Let's play some goddamn softball for a change!"

http://www.gawker.com/news/softball/media-softball-high-times-smokes-the-new-yorker-172805.php