Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Home Opener is Today

It's bigger than Christmas!!! I can't help but clockwatch, waiting to bail from the Corporate City glass tower and race down to the Little Wagon for some pre-game festivities before spending a lovely spring evening inside the Teflon Terrarium of Total Victory.

And God, if you can hear me, all I want--all I've ever wanted--is to win The Hormel Row of Fame...

3 Comments:

At 2:39 PM, Blogger King Fun said...

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At 2:41 PM, Blogger King Fun said...

I didn't catch any fighting in the stands last night--maybe it happened when I was in line for, like, 45 minutes for beer. Proof positive we need a new stadium. Perhaps the thugs would agree.

 
At 9:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It WAS better than Christmas. I'm starting a petition to keep 34 in center field and Mudcat Grant during the 7th inning stretch. Who's with me?

 

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