Dig If You Will, A Contest

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My Dad, Mr. Salt, has stopped the workers at the factory from shelling peanuts & insisted that they open whole cases of Prince CDs until I get my Purple Ticket for the private show at his house in L.A.

Daddy better find me that Purple Ticket. The factory floor is littered with cellophane!!! I want the world...I want the whole world...

When they get me my ticket, I'll let you come as my special guest. Scouts' honor.