Is it wrong...

...to hope that Kyle Lohse (slant rhymes with "douche") blows his start tonight in Texas, so that he gets bumped from the rotation in favor of Liriano? Does this make me a bad fan? A bad person?

Over the years, I have given Kyle so much, and he has given nothing but excruciating exasperation and temper tantrums. And yet he still makes $4 mil a year.

Not that I want our boys to lose, mind you. Just give me a 8-6 comeback Twins win, where the boys rally from the six run-deficit Lohse (slant rhymes with "douche") gave up in 2 1/3 innings.

Then we would all win.