You know you're in the know when you're in The Onion

I was reading the August 3-9 issue of The Onion this week when I noticed "Dave Jordan" and "Sally Kagan's" wedding announcement in the "Weddings" section and I realized that, lo and behold, I went to college with Dave Jordan's real life doppelganger. Congrats, "Dave."

That sure as hell beats making the Sunday Times' "Vows" section, Charlotte York be damned.